Right now he's probably slow dancing
With a bleach blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying her some
Fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool-stick, showing her
How to shoot a combo

And he don't know

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo
Oh and he don't know...ohh
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No...not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Ohh... before he cheats

Ohh